Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You made out with two different species that night
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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