Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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