forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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