It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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