just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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