direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
