Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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