i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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