check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Randomize
