Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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