I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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