Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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