Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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