i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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