when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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