It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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