Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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