so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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