gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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