Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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