Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
