Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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