just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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