i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
the liver wants what the liver wants
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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