doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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