his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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