He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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