So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
