I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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