He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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