Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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