No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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