is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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