She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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