Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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