we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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