We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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