just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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