North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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