Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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