My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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