Buhtt sex?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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