you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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