Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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