I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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