Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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