you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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