i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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