is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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