what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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