He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
