What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you win again, gameday.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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