What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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