Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Less talking, more tequila
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
